Friday, July 23, 2010

transcendental dilation

Went to the eye doctor today for a check-up, EDPCF, OLDIE, WHUTA, OHBOI "Okay. You have two very healthy eyes." Good. Thank you. "Here let me just put these little drops in here to dilate the pupils to double-check." plop plop wait wait back in comes the doc looking like Jesus - hallowed and floating in a brilliant, glowing haze. The Son of God sits close, turns on a light pen, looks around, passing a little illuminated gold slat of light over my retinal surface as if to check the cavern's conditions before spelunking into my soul. "Can I look right at it? It looks pretty," I say, the light wand skimming the surface of my cornea. "If you want. It won't fry your eyeballs or anything." So I track the pulsing whitegold bar, see around it the wavelengths of glorious light's constituent colors. Nice. Maybe the most proximate thing I've ever observed.

wee headache.

Later then, driving away with my plastic Stevie Wonder glasses, I figure, what the hell and take them off. OOoooohbright! pupils the size of dinner plates (the gzact opposite of two weeks prior that kicked off my spate of unparanoid check-ups. then... deep toxification from scant access to the new liquid resin material that was going to (not any more) redefine my artwork. ["I have one word for you.... Plastics."] Then, I left school a bit early, feeling thinthin (in soul, not body) and weiheiheird. I looked in the same car mirror. NO pupils. Okay, little t-e-e-n-i-e ones. Teacher/Cat/Venutian/...Patient.

Okay so. today pupils the size of dinner plates. Not wise to forego the shades or to experiment visually while driving, but it made the effect all the cooler. The effect? I can only say that the white we see is not the white that is possible. Triplewhite, Highwhite, Superwhite, Godwhite. No term good enough. Maybe the last. The Platonicideaofwhite, flashing past me. Cyclists covered with jewels. Fenders, covered with jewels. Lets see my necklace in the mirror: jewels covered in jewels. Gorgeous.

Okay, so yes, I have a headache. A Highwhite one. An earned one. From a different and dazzling afternoon. Bit by bit I look more normal, less like a Bushbaby. Bit by bit the divine retreats from my worldly domain.

I don't need glasses.
But clearly I do need spectacles.

Monday, July 19, 2010

source unknown.

It was on this day in 1875 that the largest recorded swarm of locusts in
American history descended upon the Great Plains. An estimated 3.5 trillion locusts made up the swarm. It was about 1,800 miles long and 110 miles wide, ranging from Canada down to Texas.

Swarms would occur once every seven to 12 years, emerging from river valleys in the Rocky Mountains and sweeping east across much of the country. The size of the swarmstended to grow when there was less rain, and in 1873, the American West began to go through one of its driest periods on record. The land was still relatively dry on this day in 1875 when farmers just east of the Rocky Mountains began to see a cloud approaching from the west. Some farmers noticed the distinctive color of the cloud, glinting around the edges where the locust wings caught the light of the sun.

People there that day said that the locusts descended like a driving snow in winter, covering everything in their path. Some people described the sound of the swarm landing as like thunder or a train. The locusts blanketed the ground, nearly a foot deep. Trees bent over with the weight of the insects, and large tree limbs broke off under the pressure.

They ate nearly every living piece of vegetation in their path, as well as harnesses on horses, the bark of trees, curtains, and clothing hung on laundry lines. They gnawed on fence posts and railings, and they especially loved the handles of farm tools, which were left behind polished, as if by fine sandpaper. Some farmers tried to scare away the locusts by running into the swarm, and they had their clothes eaten right off their bodies.

In the wake of the swarm, settlers on half a million square miles of the West faced starvation. Similar locust swarms occurred in the following years, and farmers became desperate. But by the mid-1880s, the rains had returned, and the swarms died down. Most scientists predicted that the locusts would return with the next drought. Mysteriously, they did not. Within a few decades they were believed to be extinct. For most of the 20th century, no one knew what had happened to the locusts, but recent evidence suggests that the cultivation of the land on the Great Plains changed much so quickly that the Rocky Mountain locust was unable to adapt. The
last two live specimens of the Rocky Mountain locust were collected in 1902,
and those specimens are now stored at the Smithsonian Institution.