If Penguins Could Fly
If penguins flew
what would they do
above all they knew
from white to bright blue
leaving the ice
the sky might seem nice
but warmer by twice
oh, too high a price!
flying and hot
then sometimes a shot
life flying was not
worth a piss in a pot
so what there above
would our penguin dream of
- look there! a cute dove
he'd fall fast in love
but the doves are all taken
his whole future shaken
by cruel love forsaken
and now all but bakin'!
if penguins flew by
you might start to cry
cuz: no love, no lie
the penguins might die
yes, you would know better
you there in your sweater
he south would have met her
if he would have let her
live grounded and stable and colder and wetter