Saturday, February 9, 2008

nice

If you've had problems, everything will now clear up in a happy way. Your material life will be well protected, but beware of exaggerated spendings. [yeah.yeah.] Physically, it's your liver and throat that must be watched over. [alright. geez. can you get to the good part?] Your prestige will be on the increase: people will admire you, appreciate you, and they will be proud to be agreeable to you. You'll be in a position to improve your social situation in a spectacular manner. You'll have the desire to live dangerously; you can take some physical risks, by achieving sports feats, for instance.

yes. finally, the right, auspicious time to try my triple salchow on the rollerblades. at least the people in the E.R. will admire and appreciate me and be agreeable in a spectacular manner.

now where did i put those crazy skates?

2 comments:

Bicycle!Bicycle! said...

um, if that's not made up, then I'm going to have a hell of time mountain biking today. that's probably one of your fancy cross horoscopes though, that leaves out the Rat Aquarians.

Don't forget the helmet and wrist guards.

Laura Hohlwein said...

i know.
i need to actually buy a helmet.
Or I can go au naturelle as i tend too, clearly here risking the excessive expediture of having to have someone remove my liver from my throat -or vice versa.

happy day, Rat!